jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
My mum just came into my room and said.... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: winchesterlicious: My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?” and I was like “…what” and then she took my hand and gave me this carrot I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
Celebrities as Real Life Disney Characters! →
I swear they are perfect doppelgangers for their respective characters! Especially Russel Brand Gallery mY GOD MY HEART IS GOING TO BURST FROM ALL THIS PERFECTION #11 pls make it happen Fuck #11. #10 is the perfectestesttest. Vanessa Hudgens as Sleeping Beauty? Yes, please. omg
I would be an awful parent...... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you” My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
damnhowell: so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her she doesn’t get it
impalassbutt: I WANT TO READ A BOOK READ FANFICTION TUMBLR WATCH TV SHOWS LISTEN TO MUSIC BUT NEED TO STUDY AND I HAVE ONLY 5 HOURS LEFT OF THIS DAY
forcequitlife: i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life